Where there's a will, there's a decollete

And here we are: my most recent work, which is also fruit of my life-long experience wearing/showing off my decollete.

One of my favorite witty phrases says that the only place men want depth in a woman is in her decollete. But at times women actually don't mind it. So here's my 'intelligent decollete', aka 'sweater savior'.

It's the cold time of the year here, so if you can't really wear anything open why not borrow someone else's pair of breasts? Smiles on all sides guaranteed!