Supreme Pearl Justice

Meet the new Supreme Justice. And.... meet the pearls.
That's exactly what I mean: there are situations & professions (way too many) when pearls are de rigeur.
But the rest of us who are not that high up the social-professional ladder and still wear pearls...aren't we just be a bit...lazy? or afraid to experiment?

That reminds me: I still have to go back (hmm, the draft is in London) to finish the classification of people with regard to their jewelry-wearing patterns....
Darwinism applied to bijoux: survival of the pearls?
Passing the law to make them extinct won't help (plus we are against Draconian measures), but injecting humor might make things better!